Improvising and Breaking Things

Victory: On Friday, we had an "Impro Abend" performance at my theater place, which means I had to get up in front of a crowd of people, and...well, improvise. You might think that perhaps I opted for a shy but friendly mute, or silent pet, but no, I actually spoke words that were understood! And yeah, sometimes those words were clever! Or, you know, people could have just been laughing at my horrific attempt at the German language. Either way, laughs were had, and I was one of the reasons for it. I want a gold star, please.

Failure: Hey, remember that time I tried to ride the bus into town, and when purchasing my ticket, put cold hard euros into a slot meant only for euros in bill form, and then everything started beeping, and instead of attempting to fix this problem I slid into a seat in the back of the bus, and observed as the bus driver bellowed out for the hide of whoever committed this horrific act? One lady totally gave me that "oh gurl, I know you messed up that ticket machine" look, so If this goes to court, I don't think I'll make it out.

Don't worry though, I still paid. As I exited the vehicle, I threw 5 euros in the direction of the bus driver, and booked it. I am positive this will  come back to bite me someday, but for now, I will just ride my friendly and understanding bike everywhere, thank you very much.



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